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January 27, 2010
- "(850): u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don’t wanna fucking hear it."
January 13, 2010
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robdelrosario:classics:halfpastfour:galiiit:infinityasylum:ihateyouall:eatxmyxdustx3:saintsandliars:neversayforeverrr:denisecampos:
tsikoleyt:ekaaaa:sinigang:patata:elyuwaii:mewaaawesome:kayla-jane:yerawizardharry:serpentsbeneaththeirhoods: (via fuckyeahahsatan)
LMFAO!!
THIS IS SO WRONG.
But I still laughed. ‘cause that shit’s funny.
January 10, 2010
- "(864): So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to “get the fuck back bitch you don’t know my life"
December 30, 2009
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(via bigmouthbitch)
December 27, 2009
- "(803): Everybody was literally kung fu fighting"
December 22, 2009
- "If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds ‘til.” After you ask, “Two seconds ‘til what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face."
December 20, 2009
- "(410): She has an album entitled “my photography”, which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I’m all for freedom of expression, but come on."
December 16, 2009
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“I AM UNSTOPPABLE WITH MY
HAMMERSUPER SOAKERS AND MYBLADEFACE PAINT!”this is so incredible. the swiffer handle cum fishing spear is icing on the cake.
December 12, 2009
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this is exactly what I hear when Jason Mraz comes on the radio.
December 11, 2009
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The Toothless Fairy | www.peopleofwalmart.com
“Oh, wow! Do you call the cops or invite him over for some beers so you can listen to the craziest stories ever told…….in perfect jibberish?
Unknown”
