December 2009
13 posts
(803): Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
– texts from last night
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds...
– Additional Chuck Norris Facts
(410): She has an album entitled “my photography”, which consists of...
– texts from last night
lookatthisfuckinghipster:
“I AM UNSTOPPABLE WITH MY HAMMER SUPER SOAKERS AND MY BLADE FACE PAINT!”
this is so incredible. the swiffer handle cum fishing spear is icing on the cake.
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this is exactly what I hear when Jason Mraz comes on the radio.
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(949): this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give...
– texts from last night
seriously, how ugly did she have to be? I’m not sure I even want to know.
Man vs Toddler - CollegeHumor video